Pablo quotes from The Backyardigans

Aw, man. Why can't we get any magic spells right?

Being a wizard is hard work, Pablo. It takes lots of practice.

Listen up, wizards. Something terrible has happened. [leads them to the window, pointing to Giant Tasha in the far distance] There is… a giant in my kingdom!

[waving in the distance] Yoo-hoo!

[nervously] That's a big giant.

[agreeing] It certainly is.

Yes, and it's up to you to get rid of her.

Us?!

Yes, you! It's almost time for my royal nap, and I simply cannot sleep with a giant stomping about!

But-

No buts! Get rid of that giant!

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

NOW!

Yes, Queen Uniqua!

[pacing back and forth] This is bad.

I know.

We don't know how to get rid of a giant.

I know!

But if we don't do it, the queen will be mad.

I know.

Why do you keep saying that?

[shrugging] I don't know.

Why haven't you wizards left yet?! GO!

"Neigh neigh neigh!"

Horses appear and take us away!

Aw, man!

I told you being a wizard wasn't easy.

Yoo-hooo! Ooh, look at the itty bitty little horses. How adorable! Hello!

[yawning] You see that? That's my royal yawn. Which means I'm royally tired and I need to take my royal nap.

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

So you better quit your horsin' around and get rid of that giant. Because if you don't get rid of her, then I'll get rid of you! [storms off into her castle]

Yes, Queen Uniqua.

At last, peace and quiet. [goes to sleep, but not for long after hearing loud thudding; sighs annoyingly] Never mind. [hops off the bed, walks to the window, and gasps in shock, seeing Wizards Pablo and Tyrone now giant-sized]

Hi, Queen Uniqua!

More giants?! [Tyrone sticks his hand inside the window and grabs her] Hey! [angrily demanding] Put me down! I order you to put me down! [Tyrone obeys and sets her down] I told you to get rid of the giant, not make more giants!

Ooh! Look at the itty bitty queen!

[to Pablo and Tyrone] What kind of wizards are you, anyway?!

We're good wizards!

Captain, I'm getting another distress call. It's coming from... The far side of that moon!

Hmm... Let's hear it.

My turn, Tyrone. Oh, help! Boo, hoo, hoo!

Boo, hoo! Boo, hoo!

Moosian vessel, this is Captain Tasha of the spaceship collector. Are you really in trouble or is this another trick?

No trick. Boo, hoo!

Yeah. Really, really! Boo, hoo!

[having now caught Pablo, who is Le Master of Disguise] Le Master of Disguise, I've chased you from Paris to Istanbul, and now I've caught you.

Yes, you've seen through my cleverest disguise. But I must know, why do you chase me?

Because you were running. Why were you running?

Because you were chasing me.

[after ordering Austin and Uniqua to pull over; sternly] Do you know why I stopped you?

Um, because you wanted to say hi?

Yes. Hi! But also because you were driving too fast.

Sorry, officer.

[to Uniqua] And you were riding around on a dinosaur.

Sorry, officer.

That's my dinosaur, officer. He's just a puppy and he ran away.

Hmmm... A runaway dinosaur, you say?

[shocked after seeing Robin Hood (Pablo) clean up the fountain] What did you do to my fountain, villager?!

I cleaned it up, and I'm not a villager. [takes off his disguise] I'm Robin Hood the Clean!

It's about time.

[demanding] Let the villagers go, Stinkypants, so they can take a bath!

No one is allowed to be cleaned in Filthingham! Not even you! [picks up a mud ball] Let's play catch… with mud balls!

[waving cheerfully down at Tyrone as a friendly giant] Hello, paper boy! How's it going?

[gasps fearfully] Yikes! Giant!

Fee fi fo feek! [to the viewers] I think he wants to play hide and seek.

[spots Tyrone's antlers while he hides from him; to the viewers] I see his little antlers!

[pleading] Don't find me. Please don't find me.

Fee fi fo foy! Hello, little paper boy.

[gasps] He found me.

Hi, wolf!

Hi!

Hi, witch!

Hello.

A wolf, a witch, and a giant? I'm getting out of here.

[as she, Pablo the Giant and Austin the Wolf chase after Tyrone] Paper boy!

Don't run!

Wait! Paper boy, I'd like to have you for dinner.

Dinner? Why is everyone in this town out to eat me?

[fearfully hiding in his house, refusing to go to Camp Walkaplanka] I think I might stay home.

Home? Why?

What if pirate camp is really scary?

(Nonsense.) Camp Walkaplanka is the best camp ever! Come on! Don't you want to learn how to be a real pirate?

[in pirate accent] Arrrr! I am Pirate Captain Austin.

I'm Uniqua.

I'm leaving. [turns around and starts to bail out]

[annoyed] Pablo! [grabs him by the arm, preventing him from leaving]

You two want to be pirates, eh?

[nervously] Well...

More than anything!