[while he has a heart attack after he tries to play the game] I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying! [breathes heavily] There's only... one thing that could save me!
[The Nerd picks up the grail, pours vodka into the grail, pours it onto his chest and drinks it but realizes he dies quickly.]
Oh, shit! Ah! Oh! I should've known! It's a replica! Fuck!
[The Nerd screams in agony as he turns into a skeleton and dies. Back to the present, the Nerd starts to fade from existence.]
Oh, God. Oh, what's happening?! Ah! Ahh! [vanishes]
[The camera cuts to the Diarrhea Dial as it spins and then the scene cuts to black as the episode ends.]
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