It's you.
Never mind, the man behind the wall.
You're John Romero.
Yes, it was me all along.
You made fuckin' Doom!
Yes, and I've been waiting for you to review it. What took you so long, Nerd? More than 200 episodes, and you still haven't done Doom.
Are you telling me you've been behind my wall the entire time?
Yes, it's been... interesting.
Okay, so look, you made me play all these Doom ports, you did all this weird stuff to the room, you're this decapitated head on a spike that's somehow alive, you're the great and powerful, can you do just one thing? Can you get Doom to run on my Commodore 64?
No, I can't do that.
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