The Nerd in “Unfinished Business”

The Nerd

Doom on the Wawa order screen? You can play Doom while you're ordering Mac and Cheese. Doom on a gas pump? Fill up your car while blasting away demons! Don't smoke while you play it. Doom on the Dreamcast memory card screen? The VMU? I need to emphasize, not Doom on the actual Dreamcast, but on the memory card. Doom on the screen of your car? Well, that's dangerous. Doom on your thermostat? Doom on your VCR clock? Dig out your VCR for that one. (chuckles) Doom on your microwave? Good way to kill time while you're waiting for your food. Doom on the turkey thermometer? Doom on the pregnancy test! I'm not kidding here, for real. Somebody got this to work. Doom on the Odyssey? It's just a dot on the screen, but that overlay works nice. But it is the only Doom port where you get to use a realistic gun. (fires the Odyssey Light Gun) Doom the water arcade? Now we're past the limits of electronics. Doom the Etch A Sketch? Doom the flipbook? (he makes the flipbook work) Doom on a Rubik's Cube? Doom on Pogs? Fucking pogs! Doom the toilet piss game? Get pissed off and piss on! Yeah! (The Nerd urinates on the demon paper towel and flushes the toilet) And finally, Doom the suppository! It's the only one with Doom II. Because it's number two! Diarrhea dump the Doom out!