Say, Nerd.
Yes?
I just got out of the bathtub, and uh... happened to notice you've been playing Last Ninja on NES, is that right, Nerd?
Yes. That's right.
I also happened to notice you beat the game, huh?
I did.
Well, that's real swell, Nerd. You know, I happened to notice something else. Something about that scoreboard, Nerd.
What?
I noticed your score is above my score, Nerd. Is that right?
[checks the scoreboard] It is.
Because I just wanted to check, Nerd, and make sure my eyes are seeing correctly. Your name is on the top.
Correct.
So, uh... That means you beat my high score, huh?
Yeah. That okay with you?
[sarcastic] Absolutely, Nerd! I think it's great you beat my score! I do! I really do! I bet that makes you feel real great about yourself! That you beat good old Ernie's score! Congratulations to you, Nerd!
Thanks.
You know what I really like? That you beat my score twice! And the first time, you know what you wrote? Say it, Nerd. What does that spell?
It says "ass".
Hmm. "Ass." Is that what it says, Nerd? Can you repeat that for me one more time?
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!
So if "ass" is higher than my name, Nerd, that means I'm below ass, meaning I'm less than shit?! Is that how I'm supposed to feel, Nerd?!
You know, Bert's score's higher than yours.
Fuck Bert! I already took care of him! You don't have to worry about that.
Look, just get outta here!
Oh, that's how it is, Nerd?! You just want to beat my high score and tell me to get the fuck out?!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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