THEY DID IT! IT'S COMPLETE! A FULL, HOME-RUN SHITFEST! After 200 episodes, I never thought I'd see something so perfectly fucked! This is a major code red on the shit scale! It sits right on there with Jekyll and Hyde! In fact, I think it might even be WORSE than Jekyll and Hyde! This might be the worst NES game I ever played, and I'm never revisiting this one! I'd rather slurp the liquefied bowels of a diarrhetic yeti after it's gorged itself on the stinking dead carcass of a rotten warthog! As long as there still exists more shitty games, I will continue to be... The Angry Video Game Nerd.
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