Then there was a game called Revolution X on Super Nintendo, which was originally an arcade. The plot is some crazy shit, some dictatorship called the New Order Nation bans all video games and media. Can they ban Superman 64? Dark Castle? Action 52? Should have banned all these fucking games! You must battle New Order forces to get backstage at Club X to meet Aerosmith, where together you will begin the revolution? Aerosmith! The band Aerosmith is in this game! You'd think because they were such a big part they would have appeared more prominently on the box art, not just the boring Revolution X logo. (the Super Nintendo version of "Eat the Rich" plays) Their music is all over it, and I didn't even know the Super Nintendo was capable of emulating those songs with such clarity, just listen. And if that's not enough Steven Tyler gives you missing briefings.
If you're watching this, then they've taken over. It's up to you know. Find our car, and stop the New Order. (throws the car keys to the player) Remember, music is the weapon.
Steven Tyler is talking to me through my Super Nintendo. This blurs the line between awesome and ridiculous. It's a game where you start a revolution by using music? Love and peace? No. BY FUCKING MURDERING EVERYONE!!!!! (the gameplay is shown as the Nerd becomes both stunned and shocked) This can't be real. You just shoot everything! All you do in this game is destroy! You even shoot bad guys at a strip club! And the dancers keep dancing! I ain't seeing this, man! The arcade even has blood! Now we're living on the edge. Janie's got a gun all right. Sweet emotion? More like Sweet Ammunition. That's what they should have done, if you're gonna have an Aerosmith shoot 'em up game, you might as well play it up. Could've had a whole soundtrack!
Revolution X!
It's Revolution X, the hot new album from Aerosmith, packed with songs to take down New Order Nation to...
(singing) Love in an elevator, living it up when I'm going down, love in an elevator! (vocalizes) Dude looks like a lady! Dude-Dude-Dude-Dude looks like a lady! Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on! (howls)
Revolution X, order now.
Hurry!
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