[after he failed to win the Super Nintendo version of The Rocketeer] I feel bad for anyone who played this. Imagine the kids who got this from Toys R Us thinking, "Yay! The Rocketeer!" Only to get this poor lousy steaming pile of garbage! Let's take care of these games the right way. Let's strap these fuckers to two bottles of Rolling Rock which I turned it into the Rocket Beer. Now, let's literally watch it go. [opens two bottles of Rolling Rock as the Rocket Beer flies and crashes into the Hollywoodland sign]
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