“This game shoots diarrhea it its festering blowhole...” – The Nerd, The Angry Video Game Nerd ... TV Quotes Database

This game shoots diarrhea it its festering blowhole, raining down on the aquatic ass masters of the Asslantic Ocean! I swear on Poseidon's puckered pisshole that this game makes me wanna cram a crusty crab up my cornhole! Ecco the Dolphin? More like... Fucking Shit Dolphin!

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