The Nerd in “Unfinished Business”

The Nerd

And if you're not convinced, if a family-friendly first-person shooter isn't really your thing, if you need some carnage and mayhem, if you don't wanna send the Flemoids back to their dimension, you wanna send them to fucking hell?! Well, I got the game for you. Motherfucking BRUTAL CHEX QUEST!!!!! That's right! With GZDoom, you get access to a bunch of awesome mods, one of them being the Brutal Doom mod, which also works on Chex Quest. Play through the entirety of all three Chex Quest games, but get rid of those pussy Zorchers! Lay waste to the Flemoids! Make sure they can never come back to Cereal dimension, because they're fucking dead! [shouts] FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! This basically takes all the family-friendliness out of the game, and makes Chex Man the fucking Chex Hitman! Chex "The Hitman" Hart! So after you get your fill of the original Chex Quest, pop in Brutal Chex Quest, and murder the shit outta some Flemoids! I don't know what a Flemoid is, but I fucking killed their ass! And when you play a game as brutal as Brutal Chex Quest, what you need is a brutal cereal to go with it!