Oh, hey, you're back, again. You wanna play some more shitty games? You know what? I just woke up. I just woke up! Can I just have my healthy, balanced breakfast?! [he pours out the cereal and a CD falls out] What the hell? [picks up a CD from the cereal] Chex Quest? A game? Inside a cereal box? I swear, if a Chex Man comes out and starts turning all my games into Chex, I'm gonna lose it! I just got rid of all that Pepsi left over from that silver son of a bitch! But man, this takes me back.
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