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The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

The Nerd in “Unfinished Business”

[after he beats The Town With No Name] Well, that's it. And the good news is I never have to play the Amiga CD³² ever again, and just to make sure this time, I'm sending this thing back to the depths of Hell!

[Nerd picks up the SNES Super Scope and Sega Menacer, and starts firing on the Amiga CD³² like crazy, then he puts them down and starts firing hadoukens etc.]

You know what? Fuck this digital shit. Because, this thing needs to be destroyed for real. I'm not jokin' around; I'm goin' practical. I'm gonna do the real fuckin' deal.

[in the backyard, The Nerd puts the soon-to-be-dead Amiga CD³² on the table, brings a Boring Company flamethrower and fires at the console]

HOW'S THAT FOR PRACTICAL?! [the battery inside the Amiga CD³² explodes] YEAH! BURN, BABY, BURN! YEEEAAAHHHH!!! [Amiga CD³² melts down slowly] WHEW, BOY! YE-HE-HE-HE-HEAAAH!!!

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