One more: Zool. Well, it's basically much the same as Atari Jaguar Zool 2, which I already covered before. It's another average platformer. It's so average it doesn't even matter. I don't have anything else to say about it, so let's just pretend I said nothing. In fact, let's just forget all about the Amiga CD32, which is one of the worst consoles I've ever played in my entire life. It's the equivalent of hyena diarrhea, and you know what hyenas eat? The leftover scraps of dead animals that predators didn't want. So, imagine a hyena's decaying intestinal tract, spraying liquefied death sauce at its shit chute, and there you have the Amiga CD32. Fuck this thing, watch it go. [takes the Amiga CD32 to the trash and throws it into the garbage container] All right. Oh, that's right, I should've tossed this shit, too. [notices the warning label] Huh? "Warning: Do not play track 1 of this game CD on any audio CD player." Huh? Why not? I have to find out.
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