[playing Kang Fu] I have no idea what to do here. I'm just hopping around, shooting a fucking machine gun! Why is it called Kang Fu?! If he's not doing kung-fu, then he's got a machine gun! Oh, gosh. Oh, I'd rather be playing Shaq Fu. I'd rather play U2 Fu and Robin Williams Fu. I thought I knew what bad games were. I thought I was prepared, but I was wrong. [the game over screen appears with a picture of a dead kangaroo carcass in the desert] Oh, my God. [breaks into laughter] That game over screen! That is... I thought I've seen everything. But-But they use a real ph-photo. You go from a cartoony kangaroo to a real picture of a kangaroo skeleton in the fucking desert!
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