[receiving a call from the Nerd about a scene from the Surf Ninjas game] This is Cinemassacre Video, where selection is the name of the game. This is James speaking. How may I help you?
Yeah, okay, I just wanna ask you a quick question.
Sure thing. Go right ahead.
Have you ever watched the movie, Surf Ninjas?
Yeah. In fact, I just had a chat with a bunch of friends all about that. Did you know that the costume designer was the same in Street Fighter: The Movie? That would explain all the blue camouflage--
Okay, okay. Look-look-look-look. I just wanna ask a fucking question. In the movie, Surf Ninjas, does anybody rip someone's heart out, Kano-style?
Um... no, I don't think that happened in the movie.
[hangs up abruptly] See? I knew it.
Hello? Hello? [sighs and hangs up phone; annoyed] Wow. What an asshole.
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