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The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

The Nerd and Golden Dragon in “Unfinished Business”

[after he reviews the Nokia N-Gage version of Tomb Raider] Well, it was an interesting experiment, but ultimately a failure. The (Nokia) N-Gage couldn't compete with Game Boy Advance, and eventually faded into obscurity.

[Suddenly, the ground rumbles and shakes with an explosion.]

Oh, shit!

[The golden dragon appears from nowhere as he breathes fire and lands on the ground as he roars.]

GDGolden Dragon

Leave me alone. I'm busy.

[The Nerd picks out two pistons and shoots the dragon repeatedly where he spontaneously combusts. The ground shakes again as the Nerd falls down to his death.]

[shouts] FUCK!!!

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