Now you have to reach a certain part in the game to get a new ability. Climbing this wall will make you be able to climb longer. Moving this box will give you the ability to move two boxes. Kicking a huge metal drawbridge will give you the ability to open a small door. That doesn't even make any sense!
The creators spent so much time figuring out how to make Lara's boobs jiggle, they forgot to make her fun to play. By the way, the camera in this game sucks. It constantly fucks you up and makes jumping difficult. At one point, the camera goes into Lara's head, and it's one of the most horrifying images I've seen!
[An intense horror scream sound effect plays in the background]
In the words of one of the people who made the game, "The camera was just a complete pig." [nods his head in agreement] Yeah, that's one way to put it.
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