The Nerd in “Unfinished Business”

The Nerd

ou know what? I've played worse. This at least qualifies as a game. But the problem was, it needed to be a masterpiece because it was a Sonic the Hedgehog game. And not just any Sonic game, but it was THE Sonic game for a new console and a new generation. This would be like if Zelda: Twilight Princess sucked. They even had the balls to call it Sonic the Hedgehog. Not Sonic Revival 3D or somethin' -- no, just plain Sonic the Hedgehog, as if, this is the only Sonic game you need to know. If you've never played one before... just start with this one! Everyone calls it Sonic '06, but I call it Sonic O-Fuckin' Piece of Shit! This is ANAL SAUCE! It's so BAD, it's a work of art! It's a fine, delicately-crafted sculpture of SHIT! And I'm impressed! You know, this is another one worthy of the collection. I don't mean THIS collection. I mean THE collection.