“Extra! Extra! Paperboy goes mad! Here's some assifieds!...” – The Nerd, The Angry Video Game Nerd ... TV Quotes Database

Extra! Extra! Paperboy goes mad! Here's some assifieds! Here you go daily douchebag! 10% off your next purchase of "FUCK YOU"! Cloudy with a chance of ass kicking! Dear Abby, make 'em eat shit! Crosswords, can you spell cunt? Horoscopes, you will achieve greatness - in HELL!

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