[Mega Man walks toward a magazine rack]
"There're some dirty magazines on the racks..."?
[The Nerds have shocked looks on their faces, and they start laughing]
"It might be fun to look at--"
[The Nerds all exclaim things such as "WHAT?!" and "OH, MAN!" and "OH, MY GOD!" and having various looks on their faces, ranging from disgusted to laughing.]
MEGA MAN'S LOOKING AT PORN!
My life is complete!
[laughing] Mega Man X. more like Mega Man XXX.
Well, anyway, this guy's gotta take a shit, so take out that Nightmare on Elm Street cartridge and empty your ass all over it.
[in embarrassment] I wish you would've said that earlier.
[The other Nerds smell, gag and hold their nose after knowing Back Nerd defecated his pants.]
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