Look, I know this sounds weird, but I've sorta been time-traveling around through AVGN history.
Yeah. That's weird. We've never seen anything weird before.
What's AVGN?
[with an idiotic smile] Audio Video Graphic Network!
[sarcastically] A VaGiNa.
[2016 Nerd just facepalms in annoyance.]
So what time did you come from?
From ten years into the future.
That's nice. Could you have picked a more confusing time to show up?
[sarcastically] Not confusing at all. Time-traveling back into a dream, that happens all the time! MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE!
Relax.
All right, now look, I could tell you that Freddy's around the corner and he's waiting to kill all you, [Freddy's shadow gets annoyed, gives the middle finger, and walks away] but I'm gonna show you how much worse things could get. [shows the PlayStation Disc] Here is Mega Man Legends, on PlayStation.
PlayStation? We're the Angry Nintendo Nerd!
THEN CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME! It's about time!
How about Angry Nintendo Commentator?
[2016 Nerd facepalms]
How about Retro Nostalgic Video Gaming Shit Seeker?
How about Nostalgia Critic?
[in disagreement, as if saying, "That's not gonna happen."] Now that's fucking stupid.
How about "Angry Video Game Nerd"?
[The Nerds agree on the name]
Yeah, that's good.
I agree with that.
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