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The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

The Nerd, Back Nerd and others in “Unfinished Business”

NThe Nerd

Look, I know this sounds weird, but I've sorta been time-traveling around through AVGN history.

Yeah. That's weird. We've never seen anything weird before.

2N2006 Nerd

What's AVGN?

[with an idiotic smile] Audio Video Graphic Network!

[sarcastically] A VaGiNa.

[2016 Nerd just facepalms in annoyance.]

2N2006 Nerd

So what time did you come from?

2N2016 Nerd

From ten years into the future.

2N2006 Nerd

That's nice. Could you have picked a more confusing time to show up?

[sarcastically] Not confusing at all. Time-traveling back into a dream, that happens all the time! MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE!

2N2006 Nerd

Relax.

2N2016 Nerd

All right, now look, I could tell you that Freddy's around the corner and he's waiting to kill all you, [Freddy's shadow gets annoyed, gives the middle finger, and walks away] but I'm gonna show you how much worse things could get. [shows the PlayStation Disc] Here is Mega Man Legends, on PlayStation.

2N2006 Nerd

PlayStation? We're the Angry Nintendo Nerd!

2N2016 Nerd

THEN CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME! It's about time!

How about Angry Nintendo Commentator?

[2016 Nerd facepalms]

How about Retro Nostalgic Video Gaming Shit Seeker?

2N2006 Nerd

How about Nostalgia Critic?

2N2016 Nerd

[in disagreement, as if saying, "That's not gonna happen."] Now that's fucking stupid.

How about "Angry Video Game Nerd"?

[The Nerds agree on the name]

Yeah, that's good.

MNMiddle Nerd

I agree with that.

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