This game is worse than a Mischief Night prank! Mischief Night is throwing toilet paper all over someone's yard. This game is the equivalent of throwing toilet paper after you wiped your ass! It's as refreshing as a horse's anus! Fuck The Crow up its bird ass! AND FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CLOWN-FACE JOKER, KISS MAKEUP-WEARING, KING DIAMOND, BEETLEJUICE, ALICE COOPER, MARILYN MANSON MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
(The AVGN cries and looks up as he stares in shock at Board James inside of the TV.)
Yo, Nerd, I got a better game for us.
Board James, go away. You don't get a Halloween special.
(angrily) Fuck you, you fucking asshole! Wha- I-I-I NEVER get a Halloween special! Why's it always gotta be about you?! When's it gonna be my turn?!
(stutters) Okay, ok-o-okay. As soon as Halloween is over, we'll play some plastic and cardboard.
(nods) Better late than never.
(The AVGN looks down to see he is holding the "13 Dead End Drive" board game. As the camera pans back up, we now see that it is Board James holding the game as he looks into the camera and the episode ends.)
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