Well, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna need several bathroom breaks. Let's pause it. [he tries to pause the game, but it honks the bus horn] What? The start button blows the horn. [he presses the Start button again and honks the bus horn again] There is no pause. You just have to keep driving! I wonder how many people have pissed their pants while playing this?! You can't even stop to get something to eat! The manual (and yes, there is a manual) says "No, it's not an oversight. Does your life have a pause control?"
[The Nerd chuckles weakly, groans angrily and is about to drink a Rolling Rock, but puts it aside]
I'm drivin'. (hangs an air freshener on the camera)
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