Now check this out: Batman Returns, the wrist game. Oh, boy... (The Nerd tries to open it) Wait, I can't get it open. Good. God, I hate this shit! You know... You know what's bullshit?
[The Bullshit Man appears as "You Know What's Bullshit" theme song plays and the Nerd looks in shock]
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUUUUUUUUULLSHIT?! [gives the Nerd a pair of scissors] Packaging that you need scissors to open! Even with the scissors, it's still a pain in the ass. Why's this plastic so fucking strong? This stuff is bulletproof. Nobody wants this shit, so why do they do it? They use it on everything! This kind of packaging should be outlawed! Why does it still exist? I especially "love" when you buy scissors and you need scissors to open the scissors. What fucking idiots think this is a good idea? They don't care. By the time you're having this problem, you already bought it. Packaging like this is bullshit. [leaves]
Thanks, Bullshit Man. [looks at the Tiger wrist game and sighs]
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