“This is a penis-shaped piss stain on the...” – AVGN, The Angry Video Game Nerd ... TV Quotes Database

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This is a penis-shaped piss stain on the face of gaming. I'd rather fuck the Wicked Witch of the West! I'd rather play a CD-i game! Yeah! Like The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe. [plays it, but after a while of just looking at still images of flowers] ...No, I wouldn't.

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