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The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

Thresher, AVGN and others in “Unfinished Business”

TThresher

You know, perhaps something can be worked out after all. ... Take your clothes off, Jane.

Oh shit.

TThresher

You know, we get at least 200 qualified applicants for every position here. It's those people who do that little extra thing. They're the ones who get head-I mean get ahead.

Oh, what a bad joke. It doesn't even have any relevance now. He just told her to take off her clothes. He might as well say straight out, "Suck my cock."

TThresher

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

What a pervert! And what's with all the filters? (wrong answer sound effect plays)

NNarrator

Now see how your sick curiosity led Jane into this mess?

Time for another decision. Either she refuses to take off her clothes, or she accepts. Now, wait a minute. The first decision says, "Our heroine declines the disgusting proposal!" But in the image, she seems to be taking off her clothes. While running away, but still. It doesn't make any sense. Did they swap the images by accident? So let's go with the more interesting choice. (Jane is now shown undressed, holding a whip and handcuffs) Damn! She just happened to have a whip and handcuffs?! (imitating Thresher) Wow, I'd no idea she'd actually do it! (Jane now has Thresher, in his underwear, on his knees in an S&M position. The Nerd is utterly shocked by this scene.) WHAT KIND OF FUCKED-UP GAME IS THIS!!?

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