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The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

Batnerd in “Unfinished Business”

Everything's so dark, you can never tell where there's a door. Then you walk back and look for one of those spots where you can use your grappling dick. [Batman manages to jump onto his grappling hook] See? Right there. That was just a lucky guess.

Another problem is the fuckin' foreground keeps blocking me. It's like, "GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THE WAY! I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M DOIN'!" I'd rather have a diarrhea dog take LAVA DUMP all over the screen!

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