[The Nerd turns off the NES Toploader, takes out the game, puts a phaser to it and is about to blast it out of existence, but he hesitates, eases off, and shakes his head.]
No. I won't destroy it. Maybe the game designers did the best they could under the given circumstances. [to air] You hear? You'll have to get your entertainment someplace else. [a floating Metron appears in the Nerd's room.] You're a Metron.
Does my appearance surprise you, Nerd?
Not really.
You surprise me.
How?
By sparing the shitty game, you have demonstrated the advanced trait of mercy.
Mercy this, motherfucker! [shoots the Metron]
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