Stuttering Craig as the Ghost of Christmas Past, AVGN and others in “Unfinished Business”

Greetings, Nerd! Forgive this intrusion, for it is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past!

(hits himself on the head) I ain't seeing this!

Why do you doubt your senses, Nerd?

Because, I wasn't ready to go completely insane tonight.

But you already have! Drowning in your own misery and torment!

(Extends his middle finger) You see this?

I do see it.

...But you're not looking at it.

But I see it.

...Look. Ghost. Why do you come to me?

Well, to take you back to the past!

To play the shitty games that suck ass? No thanks.

This is your past, Nerd!