Trick-or-treat!
Oh, oh, you want some trick-or-treat? Okay, here's some trick-or-treat for ya! [grabs one of the bag and defecates into it. then he hands it back to Optimus Prime & Swamp Thing]
Ewwwwww!!
There you go, you little fuckers! There's some chocolate for ya.
That's not chocolate, that's poop.
It's not chocolate, nor is it poop. It's shit!
Hey, you dope! I want some candy!
Yeah, I want some candy!
Oh, yeah. [puts "Halloween" Atari 2600 game back in the box then opens door again.] Hey, wait! I got something for you, too! A shitty game! [gives it to Optimus Prime]
What the heck is this?
It's an Atari game.
What the heck is an Atari, you dope?
Oh. Oh, you don't know what an Atari is? Oh, okay. Hang on a sec.
First you poo in my bag, then you don't give me any candy. You're a dope.
[gives Atari 2600 to Optimus Prime] There you go. Have fun.
Hey, you dope! I want some candy!
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