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S1 E15

The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

Optimus Prime & Swamp Thing, The Nerd and others in “Unfinished Business”

OPOptimus Prime & Swamp Thing

Trick-or-treat!

Oh, oh, you want some trick-or-treat? Okay, here's some trick-or-treat for ya! [grabs one of the bag and defecates into it. then he hands it back to Optimus Prime & Swamp Thing]

OPOptimus Prime & Swamp Thing

Ewwwwww!!

There you go, you little fuckers! There's some chocolate for ya.

STSwamp Thing

That's not chocolate, that's poop.

It's not chocolate, nor is it poop. It's shit!

OPOptimus Prime

Hey, you dope! I want some candy!

STSwamp Thing

Yeah, I want some candy!

Oh, yeah. [puts "Halloween" Atari 2600 game back in the box then opens door again.] Hey, wait! I got something for you, too! A shitty game! [gives it to Optimus Prime]

OPOptimus Prime

What the heck is this?

It's an Atari game.

STSwamp Thing

What the heck is an Atari, you dope?

Oh. Oh, you don't know what an Atari is? Oh, okay. Hang on a sec.

STSwamp Thing

First you poo in my bag, then you don't give me any candy. You're a dope.

[gives Atari 2600 to Optimus Prime] There you go. Have fun.

OPOptimus Prime

Hey, you dope! I want some candy!

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