Does there exist any store that sells... a ghost vacuum? Let's find out. (The Nerd turns on his cellphone and punches in a phone number)
"Hi, do you sell vacuums?"
"Uh, yes."
"Um, yeah, uh, I'm lookin' for a special kinda vacuum. It's like, shaped like a funnel, sorta."
"Hmm, what kind of vacuum?"
"It's like, shaped like a funnel, like you put it on the roof of your car."
"You want a vacuum to clean your car?"
"No, you put it on the top of your car... like while you're drivin'...?"
"To, t-,t-, you want a vacuum to clean?"
"No, y'know, these vacuums are for catchin' ghosts..." (The Nerd struggles to contain laughter)
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