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The Angry Video Game Nerd · Season 1, Episode 15

The Nerd and Manager in “Unfinished Business”

Does there exist any store that sells... a ghost vacuum? Let's find out. (The Nerd turns on his cellphone and punches in a phone number)

"Hi, do you sell vacuums?"

MManager

"Uh, yes."

"Um, yeah, uh, I'm lookin' for a special kinda vacuum. It's like, shaped like a funnel, sorta."

MManager

"Hmm, what kind of vacuum?"

"It's like, shaped like a funnel, like you put it on the roof of your car."

MManager

"You want a vacuum to clean your car?"

"No, you put it on the top of your car... like while you're drivin'...?"

MManager

"To, t-,t-, you want a vacuum to clean?"

"No, y'know, these vacuums are for catchin' ghosts..." (The Nerd struggles to contain laughter)

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