[in the library, Gumball attempts to ruin Alan's social page on ElmorePlus unnoticed while Darwin watches beside him]
Right. What status update will ruin his life? Ohh, I know. [starts typing text out loud] "Oh my gosh, why are there so many drawn people in Elmore?!! Go back to your flat country and stop ruining our economy!" [hits send button; talks to Darwin] Nobody likes a 2D-ist.
[the status update immediately receives countless thumbs-down icons that the screen overwhelms Alan's social page. Alan returns while Gumball plays dumb]
Oh, Alan! So, did you help 'em?
Everyone was okay, but I made them even more okay!
[Alan's face gets pummelled by multiple thumbs-down icons being launched from the computer]
[floats up, traumatized] WHAT HAPPENED?!!
I just assassinated your social life. What are you gonna do about it?
[Alan snaps to a furious face as he floats menacingly near Gumball. But he kisses Gumball, and pulls his "saintly" face]
Thank you. Now I get a chance to befriend them all again. [Gumball thunders angrily as Alan floats away]
I WILL BREAK YOU, MAN!!! NO-ONE'S THIS NICE!! NO-ONE!! BECAUSE IF THEY WERE, I'D HAVE TO ASK SOME VERY DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT MYSELF!!
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