All right, people! And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: the award for the best website in the world! And the winner for the best website is... ...www.AmandaPlease.com by Penelope Taynt! Penelope Taynt, come on up, girlfriend!
Thank you! Thank you, please! As you people know, my name is Penelope Taynt! I'm Amanda's number one fan, please, and I would like to thank the academy for giving me this award for the best website of the year, please! In fact, I can think of no better way to say "thank you" than to show you all my website right now! www.AmandaPlease.com. This week, you can win a surprise from "The Amanda Show!" See? That's the gavel Amanda uses when she plays Judge Trudy! If you visit my website, you might win this actual gavel...which I stole! Now, let's view the Amanda Video Clip of the Week! Watch as Amanda actually gargles...and spits! She's minty fresh, please! Back to the home page, where you'll find tons of Amanda games! So, isn't my website excellent!
Let's hear it for www.AmandaPlease.com!
Thank you, Whopper!
Whoopi. And now, Penelope, we have another surprise for you! Since your website, www.AmandaPlease.com is so excellent, you now get to meet Amanda!
I can't believe I finally get to meet Amanda, please!
Could you put my head back on my body, please?
Sorry, please.
She's right over there! Amanda, come on up!
Amanda! Amanda! Amanda, please! Amanda!
...Amanda, Amanda, Amanda! Where are you? Amanda! Please? It was a dream?! Why must I always awaken before I meet Amanda? I must continue sleeping immediately! Good night, please!
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