Insurance agent and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

You're very prudent, Mr. Seville. No car should be without insurance. Is that a car, sir?

That's it, right there.

[referring to the ostrich] Is that part of the equipment?

Unfortunately, yes.

[looking through his manual] Insure... car without ostrich... Yes. [the ostrich gulps] Car with ostrich... No.

Couldn't you make it a package deal, car and ostrich?

[continues to flip through the manual] There's nothing in the book that covers car and ostrich, Mr. Seville.

Can't I even have fire insuance?

Mr. Seville, ostriches are highly flammable. Good day, sir. And don't drive that car without insurance. It's illegal. Uh, by the way, aren't you the man who--

[irritated] YEAH!!!