[When the boys and Dave are held up at traffic, in the car next to them, a boy, named Wilbur, is surprised to see the ostrich.]
Wilbur
Mama, look!
Wilbur's mother
Wilbur, don't stare. It's only that man who writes those nutty records.
Dave
Alvin, you've disgraced me for the last time. It's bad enough tricking me into buying this car, but I'm not going to play chauffeur to that ostrich! I'll be the laughing stock of the--
[The ostrich gulps excitedly when she sees the light turn green.]
Dave
[mistaking the ostrich for a car behind him] Well, stop honking and come on around!
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