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The Addams Family · Season 1, Episode 15

Detective and Morticia in “Unfinished Business”

DDetective

But if it isn't a person, just what sort of a thing is it that's missing, Mrs. Addams? Is it a pet?

Morticia

Well, it's... It's a family retainer.

DDetective

Oh... oh, it's a... it's a SERVANT. Well, isn't THAT a person?

Morticia

Not necessarily.

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