Are you the Doctor that's going to cure Uncle Fester?
MDr. Milford
Well, I'm certainly going to try my best.
Where's your mask and spear?
MDr. Milford
My what?
The last doctor we had came like that.
MDr. Milford
Yes, well, um... Uh, this was the best I could do on a spur of the moment.
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