Gomez, Mother Lurch and others in “Unfinished Business”

Gomez

You rang?

I don't trust you Gomez, you've got shifty eyes! And no good butler wears a mustache!

Gomez

Sorry madam, I was born with it.

Where have you been off to, some dark corner with that hussy of a maid?

Gomez

[to Lurch] Sir, I appeal to you!

You don't appeal to him and you don't appeal to me! My son is just too sweet and gentle. People take advantage of him. You're sloppy and inefficient!

Gomez

Sir, please tell her...

Lurch

You're sloppy and inefficient!