Mother! Father! Wednesday's flown the coop!
Talk sense boy.
She's run away from home.
Really? Very adventurous spirit. I didn't run away from home until I was eight.
That's ridiculous.
She even left a note. I helped her write it.
[Hands note to Morticia]
[reading] "Dear Mother and Father, I hate you. Love, Wednesday. P.S. Don't bother looking for me because I'm not anywhere. Goodbye, W."
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