Oh, Gomez, we've been very selfish. After all, they're newlyweds. I should've been over there a long time ago with a pot of henbane soup, some of my dwarf's hair cobbler, and marital advice.
Let's go over right now.
No, darling, I have a better idea. Let's invite them over tonight for a game of bridge.
You think they'll want to play bridge on their wedding night?
Oh course. It'll relax them.
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