Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 1, Episode 23
Hey, Raph! Fire the weapons!
I don't think so.
See, that's your problem. If I were in charge of weapons, I'd be firing at things all the time. That mailbox, blam! That newsstand, boom! That port-a-potty, splat!
And that's why you're not in charge of the weapons. Now get back to your station and tell me which way to go.
Hmm... okay. Uh, you should turn right. [Leo turns right] ...three blocks ago.
[Leo, Donnie and Raph groan.]
Let's trash the place.
Hold on, Raph. This is a recon mission. We go in there, find out what the Kraang are up to, and then we trash the place.
Fine. Wake me when we get to the trashing part.
I can't believe Mikey actually came through.
I can't believe he fired the Shellraiser cannon inside the lair.
I told you you should let me shoot it more often. [eats some pizza and burps; to Donnie] Pizza me.
No, I'm not gonna "pizza you".
I guess you're right. It's not like I did something incredibly brave and saved your life.
You did save our lives. But you also used my favorite comic book as TOILET PAPER!
Yeah, but I only did it so you'd chase me.
Well, it worked! [starts chasing Mikey]
WAIT! STOP!
MIKEY!
[Leo pounces on Mikey and beats him up]
I'M A HERO!
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