[annoyed] Hey, man.
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Hey, you're the one who heard a wolf howling.
Hey, there could be something seriously wrong with me!
I know! You're a werewolf! Okay, obviously I was kidding, but if you see me in the shop class trying to melt all the silver I can find, it's because Friday's a full moon.
You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift!
Where are you getting your juice?
[confuzzled] My mom does all the grocery shopping.
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Mr. McCall, you're not even close to solving your problem.
Tell me about it...
My grandmother can move faster than that, and she’s dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?
So, you lied to me?
...That depends on how you define lying.
Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Pfft... reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Think about something else.
Like what?
Like me... Naked
So, you killed her?
I don't know. I just woke up. I was sweating like crazy, and I couldn't breathe. I've never had a dream where I woke up like that before.
Really? I have. It usually ends a little differently.
Maybe it was my blood on the door?
Could have been animal blood. You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
And did what?
Ate it.
Raw?
[snarkily] No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.
I don't think Danny likes me very much.
I ask Allison on a date and now we're hanging out?
Am I not attractive to gay guys?
I made first line and the team captain wants to destroy me. And now, now I'm gonna be late for work.
Wait, Scott! You didn't- Am I attractive to gay guys? You didn't answer my question.
Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.
Someone's daddy's little girl.
Sometimes. But not tonight.
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