The Chemist quotes from Teen Wolf ... TV Quotes Database

Bet they're thinking smallpox.

SCSimon/The Chemist

Not likely. Smallpox was eradicated worldwide in 1979. We've only managed to completely eradicate two viruses in history. The other was rinderpest. It killed cows.

Stiles

So, we should be comforted by that, right?

SCSimon/The Chemist

Unless it's something worse.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Stiles has just figured out that Coach originally got sick by touching an ink pad that was infected with the canine distemper virus when the Chemist arrives and points a gun at him]

SCSimon/The Chemist

I was wondering how that idiot got sick. I'm also wondering where your friends are... Since, in order to get paid by the Benefactor, I need to have proof that they're dead.

Stiles

[gets a dawning realization] Visual confirmation.

SCSimon/The Chemist

[smirks] Exactly!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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SCSimon/The Chemist

Still a bit feverish, Mr. Stilinski? But, you should know something-- the virus doesn't kill humans. You'll get better. So, don't you think you should tell me where they are? Shouldn't one of you get to live?

Stiles

I think I saw them in the library. Or it might've been the cafeteria. It was definitely one of those two.

SCSimon/The Chemist

[aims his gun at Stiles] I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to kill you.

Stiles

[furiously] You think you can scare me?

SCSimon/The Chemist

No, I think I can kill you. I just thought the countdown would make it more exciting.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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