Beast Boy quotes from Teen Titans

Nobody dumps Kitten! NOBODY! You're going to pay for this, Robbie-Poo! YOU'RE GOING TO....PAY!

Cyborg

No second date?

Beast Boy

You know, now that nobody's making 'em all mutatey, these things might actually make good pets.

Raven

Don't even think about it.

Robin

Okay, well... Sorry we pretty much ruined your prom.

Are you kidding? This was the best prom ever.

Even if I still can't move my legs.

Robin

Yeah. That'll wear off.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The king and queen of this year's prom are... Robin and Starfire!

Robin

I guess one more dance wouldn't kill me.

Robin

Are you sure you don't wanna play, Raven?

Starfire

Yes! Please! You must Volley the Ball with us.

Cyborg

Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back.

Raven

I can't. I have to meditate.

Beast Boy

[He changes to a gorilla and serves a strong serve and the volleyball flies towards Raven again] Raven! Heads up again! [Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof]

OH NO! AAAAAH!

Beast Boy

I'll get it...

Terra

So... which team am I on?

Beast Boy

Aquadude, what's up? Ready to watch me win all those prizes?

Aqualad

No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph.

Beast Boy

So, what made you change your mind?

Terra

Excuse me?

Beast Boy

About going out with me. It was the pointy ears wasn't it? Ladies love the pointy ears [Terra laughs a bit]

Terra

Actually, it was because... of all the things I could've done tonight, I realized all I wanted to do was spend time with you.

Beast Boy

Lucky for me you didn't have any plans.

Terra

Beast Boy, if you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?

Beast Boy

Of course

Terra

I mean if you're really my friend I could tell you anything. And no matter how horrible it was, you'd still like me, right?

Beast Boy

Yes. I promise, Terra. No matter what.

Slade

Hello, Terra. [Terra gasps] Remember me?

Beast Boy

[To Terra] I lost my communicator! Gimme yours!

Terra

I don't have it.

Beast Boy

Then we've got to get back to the Tower and…

Terra

Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't.

Beast Boy

What? Why can't you?

Slade

[Appears from shadows] Because she's not your friend. She's my apprentice.

Beast Boy

Terra? Terra!

Slade

The girl you knew was merely an illusion. A fantasy. In reality, she's been working for me.

Beast Boy

That's a lie!

Slade

I found her. I trained her to control her impressive powers. And then I sent her to destroy your little T from the inside out.

Beast Boy

No! Terra would never-

Slade

Tonight, her orders were to strike. But I guess she took pity on you. Perhaps she wanted to keep you as a pet. However, despite this minor error in judgment, she was kind enough to deactivate the security at Titans Tower. Your friends are being annihilated as we speak.

Beast Boy

Liar!

Terra

Beast Boy…it's the truth.

Beast Boy

Terra… why?

Slade

Because you could never give her what she needs.

Terra

Beast Boy, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I never meant for any of this to happen.

Beast Boy

Then why did you let it?

Terra

I don't know, okay? I don't know. Slade… he helped me, saved me from myself. He said I owed him, but-

Beast Boy

So it was all a game? You were just pretending?

Terra

No. You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?

Beast Boy

Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

Slade

Apprentice, come. We've had a change of plans.

Starfire

Beast Boy, wonderful! You have recaptured your mouth!

Raven

Yeah, but I think he put it on backwards.

Beast Boy

Pleh! !Gniyas m'I tahw dnatsrednu t'nac I! (Help! I can't understand what I'm saying!)

Beast Boy

Okay, okay, I got one. Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes.

Raven

Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick

Starfire

Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. [giggles]

Robin

Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.

Beast Boy

Huh?

Raven

Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.

Beast Boy

Come on, Raven, you know I'm hilarious. And I'm not gonna give up until I get you to smile. OK, why did the aardvark cross the road?

Raven

[sarcastically] To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?

Cyborg

The idiot telling jokes... [laughs]

Robin

Now that's funny.

Starfire

Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?

Beast Boy

[sighs]

Cyborg

I should've blasted her when I had the chance.

Raven

I should've hit her with everything I've got.

Starfire

Why did I permit her to fool me again?

Robin

Why couldn't we take her down just like any other criminal?

Beast Boy

Because… she's not just another criminal. She's Terra. She was a Titan. She was… our friend.

Raven

Terra was never our friend. She was a liar and a spy, trained by Slade and sent to destroy us. She's evil. Always has been, always will be.

Beast Boy

You don't know what you're talking about, okay, Raven! She's made some serious mistakes but she's not-

Cyborg

Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.

Beast Boy

This isn't a joke! I knew her better than anyone. I know all the terrible things she's done and I know exactly how messed up she is. But she's not evil! We can't just give up on her.

Robin

Beast Boy, she's working for Slade.

Beast Boy

When you were working for Slade, did we give up on you?

Robin

She gets one last chance. ONE. We have to break Slade's grip on her. We have to try to get Terra back.

Starfire

[The alarm goes off] Trouble!

Cyborg

No more chances.

Starfire

No more trust.

Raven

And no more mercy.

Beast Boy

She's just another criminal.

Robin

And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes.

Terra

Beast Boy! Beast Boy! Stop! Aren't you even gonna talk to me?

Cyborg

There's nothing left to say.

Starfire

You attempted to annihilate us.

Raven

Did you think we wouldn't take it personally?

Robin

It's over, Terra.

Starfire

She seems quite scared.

Raven

Scared isn't the same as sorry.

Robin

I don't care how she feels. Terra's a dangerous criminal, and she has to be stopped.

Beast Boy

She will be. I'm going to make sure of it. [Cyborg's forearm panel beeps.]

Cyborg

Got a lock. She's heading east.

Beast Boy

Where's Terra?

Cyborg

What's the matter? A robot army and a giant Franken-thingie not enough for you?

Beast Boy

I don't care about them. I want Terra.

Beast Boy

Terra?

Terra

Destroy me! Quick!

Beast Boy

What?

Terra

C'mon! Isn't that what you came for?

Slade

My apologies, as usual, my apprentice can't seem to control herself. That's why from now on, I'll be controlling her every move.

Beast Boy

What have you done to her?!

Slade

Nothing she didn't want me to. Terra came to me seeking control, and that's precisely what I've given her. My control, her body. I think you'll find I make far better use of her powers.

Slade

That's my good little girl.

Terra

You have to stop me, Beast Boy! Please! I don't want to fight anymore!

Beast Boy

Then don't let Slade control you anymore!

Terra

I have no choice.

Beast Boy

That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra! You are!

Terra

No!

Slade

Very good, my dear. Now shall we finish him off?

Beast Boy

Terra! No!

Terra

He's too powerful! I can't stop him!

Beast Boy

Yes, you can! It's your power, not his! You can still control it! You can still do the right thing!

Terra

It's too late.

Robin

STOP!

Slade

Strike, apprentice! Now!

Robin

Terra! No!

Raven

It'll be the last thing you ever do!

Slade

I gave you an order! DO IT!

Starfire

Please, Terra, no!

Cyborg

Don't do it! Don't do it!

Robin

Listen to us, Terra.

Cyborg

We're not playing around here.

Raven

Fight it.

Starfire

You're still our friend.

Robin

You don't have to do this.

Starfire

We want to help.

Beast Boy

It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change.

Terra

I'm sorry, Beast Boy, for everything I've done.