TaleSpin · Season 1
[to Sally, owner of Sally's Alley behind the bar] Ta-ta, Sal, m' gal! I'm off to become really famous this time!
What are you testing this time, flyboy?
Well, sweetheart, all's I can say is [puts one foot on top of the bar and points theatrically at the sky] I've got an engine that's gonna make me the fastest man on earth!
[General Patton has just discovered Baloo's pickles in the large crate Ace flew in, and Ace realizes he loaded the wrong one.]
Uh... there was this other pilot back at Sal's! He must have switched crates on me!
Then I want that man arrested!
[panicked] No! [composes himself] No. Leave it to me, sir. I'll get that engine back or my name's not... [snaps fingers]
Ace London!
[winking heroically] You got THAT right!
[to Wildcat, while flying in the Sea Duck] I tell you, Wildcat, ever since we were kids, Ace was always good at getting two things: The glory and my goat! Oh, man, what I wouldn't give to see me bein' the hero and him hauling the freight! Just once!
[over radio] Baloo, it's Ace! Wait up!
Well, speak of the devil! [sarcastically into radio] Aren't the shipping lanes a little slow for the fastest man on earth?
You gotta give me your cargo right now, Baloo. That's an order!
[surrounded by Air Pirates on one side and Ace and his pilots on the other]
Oh! Baloo, I got this sensational idea, that's like, in my head! [whispers] Let's use the secret engine!
Are you loco?! That things untested, secret, dangerous...! [chuckles] And absolutely perfect!
[holding onto the out of control jet engine, shouts to Wildcat] Shut it off!
I thought I did!
Well, do it again!
[to Baloo, after the jet engine suddenly stops] We're out of juice.
I figured.
[At the air force base where Baloo and Wildcat have just broken the sound barrier]
No! No, no, no! Wait! I'm the one who's supposed be famous, not him! [angrily pushes through the group of soldiers surrounding Baloo and Wildcat] He stole my engine!
Hey, whoa! Feather your props, Ace. I maybe a lowly cargo pilot, but I'm not a thief!
He's right sir! You must've loaded the wrong crate.
[Ace London's true nature was exposed after falsely accused Baloo a thief]
Shooting at civilians? Mishandling top secret property? I'll deal with you later, London! [pushes Ace away] Congratulations, son. This'll go in the history books.
Well, how about that?
You tested our jet for us. Now what can we do for you?
Well, I still have to deliver my pickles. But I got no plane.
Hmm... [points] why, he could fly the cargo for you, or his name's not...
Ace London!
[Cut to a close-up of Ace.]
[snapping weakly] You got that right.
[He crumples over the wheel, sobbing pathetically, with a large crate marked "PICKLES" strapped to the back of his fighter plane.]
It is this way, trust me!
Trust you?! Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!
It's my job!
It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!
One little slip-up... so shoot me!
[A gunshot ricochets off the hatch]
I wish you hadn't said that!
[A creature is playacting baseball to communicate with Wildcat]
Baseball! First base, second base, he's rounding third base! Home! Home? Oh! You want to see a baseball game in Bayou Country!
We don't have any tar.
And we don't have any feathers.
But we've got airplane grease.
And we've got spoons!
Grease and spoon him! Grease and spoon him! Grease and spoon him!
Why is it that toast always lands with the butter side down?! You drop ten slices... a hundred slices...
I'll bet this is the last time we ever hear of Doctor Zibaldo... or television!
If you were Rick Sky, how come you got caught so easily? You were only outnumbered six to one.
That was your fault. You didn't tell me your plane had no guns. Imagine my surprise!
[sarcastically] Well, if I had known you needed them, I would have put some on for you!
That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted.
And when it was over, the Squadron of Seven flew off, never forgetting the lone pilot who helped them recover the treasure... and their honor.
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