Forty-seven years, Suntime hand tools six days a week, 52 weeks a year. Look at that thing. Some thanks. Can't even tell time with it.
I think it's beautiful. You should be proud.
Proud? Sure, real proud. Proud to be put out to pasture. Day I hit 65, I'm out of there. Never mind I'm 17-year regional sales leader. Never mind, just throw the old duff away.
I'm sure they'll miss you. Anyway, you've done enough for them. This is your time now. So let's start right now.
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