You tried to kill me!
I didn't try to kill you, I did kill you. Deader than Kelsey's nuts. You can still die eight more times.
All right, if that's true when do I get my money?
As I promised, right now. But before you stagger into the nearest bar to slurp down your money how would you like to make hundred times more? A thousand times?
No!
What else do you want to do to me?
Nothing, dear boy. I just thought perhaps your special talent could make us both lot of money. Enough to finance my years of my longevity research and enough, of course, to buy you an ocean of alcohol.
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