T. J. Hooker · Season 1
[Hooker walks towards the car with a cup of coffee] You know what that poison is doing to your system? It's gonna kill you.
Romano, Grandpa Hooker downed a gallon of coffee a day and made it to 94.
[Pouring a concoction into a cup] Try this. All I'm asking is try it. It's delicious! Just a little raw eggs, Romanian yogurt, crushed papaya, lecithin, mango juice. Secret of my success... and my virility.
Romano, when Grandpa did go, at 94, twelve women wept at his grave, not including Grandma.
[to the scared, young crook pointing a gun at him] You're not in real trouble yet. Not if you drop the gun. Try shooting it out, and you'll be dead. And being dead is as much trouble as there is.
Hey man, this whole thing is a bunch of bullwash!
Attempting to provoke an officer with abusive language!
Did I tell you detective is where it's at? We could've been burned to a crisp with those clowns.
You haven't even worn out your first pair of blue socks yet. Would you stop with the Dick Tracy dialogue already?
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