Vince Romano
[Hooker walks towards the car with a cup of coffee] You know what that poison is doing to your system? It's gonna kill you.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker
Romano, Grandpa Hooker downed a gallon of coffee a day and made it to 94.
Vince Romano
[Pouring a concoction into a cup] Try this. All I'm asking is try it. It's delicious! Just a little raw eggs, Romanian yogurt, crushed papaya, lecithin, mango juice. Secret of my success... and my virility.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker
Romano, when Grandpa did go, at 94, twelve women wept at his grave, not including Grandma.
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