[quietly] I'll get you both out of here.
We know you will.
FHFran Hooker
This may be the only time in my life I'll ever be glad you're a cop.
S2 E20The Hostages
LDLt. Decker
[on phone] This is Lt. Decker. I'm calling to see if you and I can't find a way to work this out without anybody getting hurt.
FBFreddy Baker
[on other line] You must be one of the yo-yos they bring in when they want the bad guys to give up. Well, you forget that.
S2 E21Payday Pirates
[slamming Lou the tattooist against the wall and grabbing his face] Now listen, you. I got a friend in the hospital because of this guy. Now you tell me his name right now or I'm gonna play tic-tac-toe all over your face. You understand?
Ohh-kay, so I'm not an expert stock car driver like you were. But I'm also not the only cop who's wrecked a police car. Everybody makes mistakes.
JCJim Corrigan
Yeah, but when a cop make mistakes, lives are on the line.
Now you listen to me good. Those three slugs that destroyed your radiator and cut your engine in half were .357 Magnums. What they did to this pile of junk they can do to you.
Hooker, I'll stay on top of it here. You go cheer up Fran.
When we get that ring back, and the scum who took it, that'll be cheer-up time.
We're gonna get the man who did this.
WMrs. Wilson
And when you do, will he pay the mortgage and feed my children?
No. [pause] But he'll pay in other ways.
S2 E22Lady in Blue
Hooker, I know how how you feel.
Do ya? I don't think so, Junior. I don't think you know what's in my gut. That scum who pulled the trigger is gonna wish he never saw a cop. I'm gonna find him... and I'm gonna bury him!
JTJoe Tate
I ain't never seen nobody eat guns like you, Jason. What are you going to do, start your own war?
JJason
Your job is to deliver the goods, smart-mouth. Where they go and what I do with them is my business.
DHDanny Hall
Tell her for me: I don't care about playing ball, I just want her to come home and be my mom.
Where are your guts, Karen? [raises voice] I know your leg is gone, but did they cut out your guts, too?
You got a permit for this cannon, punk?
DMDino Morales
It's not mine, I found it!
Where'd you find it? And skip the cha-cha 'cause I'm not in the mood for fairytales.
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